Toddler wants to eat my "decoration"!
Toddler pointing at Chocolate biscuits*
Winnie : I want...i wanttttt.. *points*
Me : No, you can't eat that. It's decoration! you can't eat a DeH-COre-Ray-TioN!
Winnie : I want de-clor -a -shen! *verge of crying*
Me: -__-