January 2012
1 post
December 2011
11 posts
Toddler wants to eat my "decoration"!
Toddler pointing at Chocolate biscuits*
Winnie : I want...i wanttttt.. *points*
Me : No, you can't eat that. It's decoration! you can't eat a DeH-COre-Ray-TioN!
Winnie : I want de-clor -a -shen! *verge of crying*
Me: -__-
“Melancholy shouldn’t be confused with depression. Melancholy is an active state....”
– Alexander Stutterheim, post on Melancholy & Creativity (via jonathanmoore)
November 2011
6 posts
Tsu Ann VS Body Fat Round 5!
Last weekend I ran 10km for the Penang Bridge International Marathon 2011.
Completed within 1 hr 21 mins. I’m hoping the next run I’ll be better.
I think I lost 3 kgs there.
Today I had Ultimate cheezy pizza and bbq chicken wings. FML.
Think i gained the 3 kgs i lost.
Tomorrow.
I’ll start my diet tomorrow.
Demanding Child. tsk tsk tsk
*My niece came running up to me...*
Niece : Aunty Tsu Ann where's my birthday present?
Me : Errrr......? what's that? can eat wan ah?
October 2011
0 posts
September 2011
3 posts
Kid with hearing problem.
*kid playin with alien figurine*
me: is this alien evil or is he part of ben10?
kid: huh? what??
me: is this guy evil or is he part of ben10?
kid: what??
me: you mean i beg your pardon?
kid: what? i beg your father?
me: -_______-
August 2011
4 posts
2 tags
July 2011
3 posts
June 2011
8 posts
Helpless, Neil Young with The International...
LAWLZZZZZ!!! DAVE GROHL!!! →
#nowplaying Foo Fighters - Walk
UNBELIEVABLY GOOOD…ORGASMIC!
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May 2011
7 posts
Farts = Egg Sammich.
Sister : Your Egg Sammich Smells Like Fart!
Me : *taking another bite* O_o ...... *insert curse words*
One of the best thing to do when you get up!
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April 2011
11 posts
“If you want to advance in management you have to convince other people...”
– The Dilbert Principle
“You know you’ve got a rockin Vision Statement when it inspires the...”
– The Dilbert Principle
